This story is a loose and non-chronological collection of tales from, memories of and small snippets of back-story for one character that has lead a very long and eventful life. The trick is to guess just who that character is. I hope I don’t give it away too early.

It will help a lot in the course of reading this story to have seen the TMNT Y2K Toon Seasons 1-3, the movie ‘Kung Fu Panda’ and its' mini-sequel ‘Secrets of the Furious Five’. This fic definitely contains spoilers for all of these.

WARNINGS: This story contains strong coarse language, references to character deaths and cellular biology terminology.

DISCLAIMER: I don’t own the TMNT, Kung Fu Panda or any related characters (much to their relief, I’m sure!) If there is anything else in this story you recognise from somewhere else, then I don’t own that either.